Once Upon a Time a Nonconformist Took a Holiday

Well folks, it appears as though my nonconformist took a vacation as of late.  
Perhaps it's because I'm leaving the country for the first time tomorrow so I feel the need to belong somewhere.  
Perhaps Blogger is a way to fill the void of sharing my thoughts on the inter-web.   
Peradventure it makes me feel more connected to the world, even though I've mostly detached myself from pop culture recently (Victory!).  
Maybe going on adventures causes people to justify abandoning some of their less strict principles such as not buying fashionable things like golden-yellow skinny pants and a star shirt with sequins.  
Perchance these less-than-ironclad principles were not reasonably founded in the first place.  
Perhaps that part of me that's wanted a blog for eons for the sake of publishing the Conceited Journal finally won the struggle within my soul.  
Suppose the reason is a schmorgasborge of all of the above.  
Maybe this is the way to learn how to spell crazy words like "schmorgasborge" or invent my own spelling! 
The World Wide Web is MINE...and everyone else's, but yes.  That was my substitute for "the world is mine," but that too belongs to everybody...FOILED AGAIN!  Oh well...
Since I've transitioned from pondering the secrets of life to being my usual crazy self so successfully, we can now appreciate the contrast in this post which creates depth and meaning...
Now I'm just making stuff up...
Except not really...  
I think this post excellently exemplifies my exceedingly eccentric essence.  (How's that for assonance, eh?)
Well, I hope you like to put ninjas in your jello and frogs in your cakes, otherwise you are missing out on some of the greatest things life has to offer.
Yours,
Smelly Ogre
Baking Fairy in Training